Whatdya mean it’s not mayo? It’s what my mom buys.
Corked1
Kinda like asking for orange juice and a genius brings you Tampico from the store.
justinlaz
It’s not even heavy duty
ataylorm
I didn’t know my wife was working for you.
TheGinger_Ninja0
I almost just yelled at my phone
pinballrepair
I secretly love miracle whip, but I wouldn’t inflict that on others
Yankee_chef_nen
He brought back rancid goblin cum?
Comfortable-Fuel6343
It’s called miracle whip because it’s a miracle it’s still on the market.
drcockasaurus
Miracle whip is only good for a baloney sandwich on white bread with crushed up chips after a long day swimming
SydneyErinMeow
DeapVally
You can’t make your own mayo? Yeesh.
heavymetalbtchfrmhel
DO NOT make ranch with that.
Ju3tAc00ldugg
that’s disgusting
LazyOldCat
Who doesn’t enjoy the tangy zip of goblin cum?
HowtoCrackanegg
wtf is miracle whip? is it milk
General-Heart4787
Sweet baby jeebus 😆
IamShopsy
Why did he bring salad dressing?
Potential-Ad-115
Miracle Whip is the handjob version of mayo… This comment was inspired by the havarti cheese joke from Chris Porter.
spytez
It needs to be zesty not tangy!
OGREtheTroll
Miracle Whip: Disappointment in a jar.
katet_of_19
SuspiciousSpliff
Owners are good for this too.
antileet
Mmmmm the best. Fried spam & lays to top it off with 😉
FlyByRoll
When you ask for lettuce and the dishwasher brings you cabbage
Phreeflo
You don’t have eggs, vinegar and oil?
gurmpsy
You could make it easily if you’re that hard up. But also, I grew up with the whip and Hellman’s simultaneously. I like both at home for different things.
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Whatdya mean it’s not mayo? It’s what my mom buys.
Kinda like asking for orange juice and a genius brings you Tampico from the store.
It’s not even heavy duty
I didn’t know my wife was working for you.
I almost just yelled at my phone
I secretly love miracle whip, but I wouldn’t inflict that on others
He brought back rancid goblin cum?
It’s called miracle whip because it’s a miracle it’s still on the market.
Miracle whip is only good for a baloney sandwich on white bread with crushed up chips after a long day swimming
You can’t make your own mayo? Yeesh.
DO NOT make ranch with that.
that’s disgusting
Who doesn’t enjoy the tangy zip of goblin cum?
wtf is miracle whip? is it milk
Sweet baby jeebus 😆
Why did he bring salad dressing?
Miracle Whip is the handjob version of mayo… This comment was inspired by the havarti cheese joke from Chris Porter.
It needs to be zesty not tangy!
Miracle Whip: Disappointment in a jar.
Owners are good for this too.
Mmmmm the best. Fried spam & lays to top it off with 😉
When you ask for lettuce and the dishwasher brings you cabbage
You don’t have eggs, vinegar and oil?
You could make it easily if you’re that hard up. But also, I grew up with the whip and Hellman’s simultaneously. I like both at home for different things.
MW is [nasty.](https://theoatmeal.com/blog/miracle_whip)
As a FOH manager, we aren’t all fucking stupid.